Im just another damned man, living in a damned world.

Too tired to post ytd bcos got npcc. We hav a campcraft test and i almost flunk it 4 practical. 4 theory (aka tior-ray pronouced by Mrs chow) its ok bcos i read wrongly sum f the qns. But the unsure qn i miraclely got them rite! Let me elaborate the practical (tent) part. At first we were slowed down bcos half of the area is mostly rock so we had a hard tym hiting the peg into the ground. We were slower than Percy grp! But when we started to put the inner sheet and tying knots, we managed to go ahead of them! But we still faced with problems like, Jefferson the noob in practical. We then faster fall in when our tent is done. We kena 5 marks deducted on attire bcos of 'the noob in practical' tucked out his shirt. After all that we took our bags and stuff and were dismissed. I went with augustine (his tent collapse by the way). When he finishd his dinner, we walked to the bus stop and saw Mrs Thang! OMG! Her car broke down i think. Then Janisha and siti came too. We kip hoping shes not taking 88. but too bad she is. The 3 of them is stuoid to walk in front of her when the bus came. I walk another way and rushed into the bus first. She did not saw me for the whole journey ( she lived near north vista secondary ). So thats it. Im going to post some Jokes nxt tym. maybe one or two now.




A Pirate's Tale
A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?" The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?" "No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye? The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and pooped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked, "How could a little something like that make you lose your eye?" The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"








The Verdict
The DA stared at the jury, unable to believe the "not guilty" verdict he'd just heard. Bitterly, he asked, "What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?" The foreman answered, "Insanity." The attorney responded, still incredulous, "I could understand that. But, all twelve of you?"