Im just another damned man,
living in a damned world.
11 September 2007
Pitiful
OMG. I passed my Chinese Test finally. I mean after i failed the previous one by 0.5 marks. Why cant the teacher give more marks? Sian. Had math test today. Quite a few careless mistake. Cost me 3 marks. It was really damn careless for the 3rd last qns.
Well Well Well. Lets relax after sets and averages.
You’re Pitiful by “Weird Al” Yankovic Parody of ‘You’re Beautiful’ by James Blunt
My life is brilliant, — -What? Was I too early? Sorry, should I, do you want to start over or… keep going? O.K. Now? Now…-
My life is brilliant You’re life’s a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain’t impressing me You’re suffering from delusions of adequacy
Chorus You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful You’re pitiful, it’s true Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate And you smell repulsive too What a bummer being you
Well you just can’t dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls your ‘farty pants’ But you’ll always have a job, well, I mean As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
Chorus You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful You’re pitiful, it’s true You’re half-undressed eating chips off your chest While you’re playing Halo 2 No one’s classier than you
Chorus You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful You’re pitiful, it’s true Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself You still live with your mom and you’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clue Well, it just sucks to be you