no surprise here

Im just another damned man, living in a damned world.

11 September 2007
Pitiful

OMG. I passed my Chinese Test finally. I mean after i failed the previous one by 0.5 marks. Why cant the teacher give more marks? Sian. Had math test today. Quite a few careless mistake. Cost me 3 marks. It was really damn careless for the 3rd last qns.

Well Well Well. Lets relax after sets and averages.



You’re Pitiful by “Weird Al” Yankovic
Parody of ‘You’re Beautiful’ by James Blunt

My life is brilliant, —
-What? Was I too early? Sorry, should I, do you want to start over or… keep going? O.K. Now? Now…-

My life is brilliant
You’re life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain’t impressing me
You’re suffering from delusions of adequacy

Chorus
You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Never had a date that you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you

Well you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls your ‘farty pants’
But you’ll always have a job, well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

Chorus
You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
You’re half-undressed eating chips off your chest
While you’re playing Halo 2
No one’s classier than you

La, la, la, la….la, la, la, la…la, la, la, la, loser

Chorus
You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom and you’re 42

Guess you’ll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you

9:34 pm










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