06 October 2008
Ten (or more) reasons why we should not study Biology after all.
1. Have to mug 13 boring chapters.
2. When we are urinating, we are frantically thinking how does urea exits our body.
3. When you are register no. 21, 23, 33, 36, you have to be alert when Mr Lee use you as LIVE demonstration.
4. When you are listening carefully, you have to stay calm when suddenly a chipped metre rule comes in front of your eyes.
5. You have to rush up to the Biology Lab now, after you have taken 20 minutes for the past few months.
6. While people are mugging hard for their MCQ (at home), you have to scribble whatever you have memorised from the yellow book the night before.
7. When you feel like drinking a soft drink, you suddenly wonder if the water concentration is lower than your body.
8. You have to write in very neat handwriting and good language, although that have never happen since we abolished penmanship exercise.
9. You have to imagine how a toilet paper and metre rule can actually be part of the body.
10. When you look at the strawhat, you wonder if your brain really looks like that.
11. While you are frantically rushing the graph, the teachers thought that your math fail.
12. You always wonder why its impossible to ace Biology.
13. You found out that you are online when you actually should be mugging for biology.
6:31 pm